June 2013
4 posts
A Summary of Harry Potter
- Hermione: Don't do the thing, Harry!
- Ron: Let's do the thing, Harry!
- Snape: Don't do the thing you dunderheaded ball of deaf ignorance.
- McGonagall: Mr. Potter, don't you dare do the thing.
- Dumbledore: Hmmm... Perhaps you shouldn't do the thing, but here are some tools, explained in the most vague way possible, to get the thing done, I'm counting on you.
- Hagrid: All the details about the thing.
- Sirius: James, I mean,Harry, back in my school days with James, your father,we always did the thing.
- Remus: Sirius, perhaps you shouldn't encourage him, but if you're going to here's a map to help with the thing.
- Draco: Potter can't possible accomplish the thing. Prat.
- Luna: We must go at this thing from the side while riding nargles to freedom.
- Voldemort: THERE IS NO THING BUT POWER AND THOSE TOO WEAK TO ACCEPT IT!!!
- Harry: I'm doing the thing! I'm doinG IT RIGHT NOW! CONSIDER THE THING DONE!
May 2013
46 posts
Great things to say during intercourse:
- Yes, this is agreeable
- Excellent. I’ll note this down in my memoirs
- What a surprising twist!
- Aren’t human beings remarkable?
- Splendid.
I got a scholarship?
the snack that smiles back
children
what is wrong with this website
Karkat's Motherfucking Theme
Homestuck
IM STILL CRYING
EVERY TIME
boner alert
IM GOING TO WAKE EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE UP WITH MY LAUGHTER OH GOD
OH MY GOD YES LMAO
“HONK HONK! BARK BARK! FRIENDLY FIRE! FRIENDLY FIRE!!!”
[this has to be the best unintentional homestuck reference i’ve ever heard]
uoa:
My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl
My boss sounds like Hank Hill. I keep thinking he’s about to try and sell me propane.
my name is jean valjean
and i’m javert
and you’re watching disney channel
